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Catus, sometimes known as Houses Ownerus,starts out as a
small, fuzzy thing. It lurks in shadows waiting for the proper moment
to assume control. Size is no actual guide to the determination
of the particular aspect. In their most youthful aspect,
Kittenus, Catus can convince the most suspicious individual of
the wisdom of providing a proper temple. The Kitten Office is said by the Honored one. Lauzy
Me, the first hour, comes at dawn. The appropriate response, "Of
course I'll feed you. Please get off my head." (Sometimes
Lauzy Me is preceded by Mittens. The Honored one may
pat her/his servant. If the servant wakens, Cattus may
require the she/he arise and offer milk or other approriate
sacramental food and drink.) The other Hours are Prime ("Of course you are more important than anything else in the Universe.") Terse, often regarded as the safest of the responses when Cattus Geriaticas has rearranged your desk when pretending that he/she can still leap gracefully to the window. Perspries: the office of the bath. Generally this required two voices to handle the responses. Large towels and a generous supply of band aids should be on hand. To be called to the service of Cattus Felinus is to know what slavery is. But, the delights granted to a beloved servant, as when the Honored One curls in one's lap and begins to purr.... are sufficient. |
